Premeditated Misconduct

Title: Kith and Kin
Pairing: Elricest
Words: 2,100
Genre: ...*shrugs helplessly*
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: EoS and movie.
Warnings: Incest, duh.
STATUS: UNFINISHED.
Other notes: This was started for kaltia who requested it, but man, I just don't feel like I got a handle on this at all. I'm going to probably scratch this and start fresh, but I thought you might be curious as to this piece of crap first draft, as it were.
Oh, and I know very little about Nazi Germany so er...yeah...

( Silence, I ask now... )

Title: How You Are Crowned
Pairing: NaruNeji, background NejiSasu and vague NejiGaa, understood implied NaruSasu and NaruGaa.
Words: ~4,000
Genre: SMUT; introspection; light drama-ish. Post-series future.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Most of the anime and a bit of the latest manga chapters.
Warnings: None.
Other notes: I swear to god, this was the hardest porn to write ever. It's still a little rough because of that; I'll probably try to polish it up more later when I feel like I can face it again without wanting to smash my head into my keyboard. I hope that it's at least a little hot, though. (And IC. And that it makes sense. And all that other good stuff. OMGWTF, please don't hurt me.)
Still not sure if this is a one-shot or not.
Cross-posted to nejinaru and narutoyaoi.

( And this is how you are crowned, oh lost king... )

Title: Delectio: Cupiditas
Pairing: Envy/Sloth
Words: ~2,700
Genre: Smut, smut, smut
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: EoS, just to be safe.
Warnings: Semicon, tentacles.
Other notes: The original Iron Smut Het draft can be found here, if anyone's curious to see the changes.
Personally, I think this is hot. Really hot. Guh.

( Thou shalt not covet thy father's wife )
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Cross-posted to fma_rare and sincest

Title: Experiential: Un Me Analgia
Pairing: Youji/Natsuo
Words: ~800
Genre: Angst, drama
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Up to ep 10
Warnings: None, really.
Notes: Because Zero needs more love. First time writing for Loveless, but I love this pairing too much not to contribute at least this.

( Countdown to Zero )
Crossposted to youjixnatsuo and loveless_fics

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Title: Each Wins All
Pairing: Ed/Roy
Words: 2,300
Genre: ...omgwtFLUFF?!
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None
Warnings: Lyko's attempt to write Roy.
Dedication: For devils_devotion-- the opening segment of what could no doubt be a WIP of an arc in exchange for the opening segment of another WIP. Shorter, though, which isn't fair. I'll work on rectifying that shorty.
Other notes: T____T I don't know if this is even tolerable, much less IC. I tried really hard though! kytyngurl2 threw a lot of interesting ideas about Roy and his relationship with Ed out at me, and I was highly influenced by them. Or something. Maybe that explains the fluffiness...

( Ed's behavior became odder and odder every week... )

Title: Age of Gold
Pairing: Elricest
Words: 800
Genre: Introspective overly symbolic fluff(?), hinted smut.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: EoS and movie!
Warnings: Incest, duh.
Dedication: For chauni! Finally! Heh, it took me long enough, didn't it?
Other notes: Yes, I did almost more or less mimic Chauni's style; that was deliberate, at least in part because I LOVE the way she writes this pairing. ^__^;;;;

( The unicorn is the only fabulous beast that does not seem to have been conceived out of human fears... )

Crossposted to fma_yaoi

I suppose this IS egocentric...but I wanna keep them all in one place so I know where to find them.
I think this is all of 'em; if anyone knows I missed one, clue me in, please!

Envy/Ed
Cupid-- by kytyngurl2.
Cain-- by yuuo.
Me Fausto Philos-- by devils_devotion
Eclipse-- by zannechaos.
A Controlling Interest-- by yuuo.

Elricest
Of Royalty and Religion-- by chauni.
Penitence-- by chauni.

Misc. FMA:
Fountains-- Hohenheim/Ed/Al implied, Ed/Alfons, angsty good by chauni
Six of Cups-- Hohenheim/Trisha fluff by chauni.
Below the Stairs-- Hohenheim-centric pastfic by gelfling8604 in response to a fma_eastside request.
Transcending Domination-- Kimbley/Ed noncon by chauni in response to a fma_eastside request.
Into Dust (Part 1: Divergence to Ruin), by stickmarionette
Justifying Substitution-- Al/Wrath, post-series angst by chauni
Product Warranty-- Greed/Envy by gelfling8604
Snake-- kinda Roy/Edish by kytyngurl2

Misc Naruto:
Ripples-- KabuSasu by cephiedvariable
Formidable-- KabuKaka drabble by gelfling8604
Your Law of Gravity-- NejiNaru by gelfling8604
Ruth-- Sasuke-centric preseries genfic by infinitefirefly
Mother's Milk and Honey-- Uchiha family-centric creepy vague incestuousness by bakkhos.
Serpientes-- Orochimaru-centric, pairings with everyone, by cephiedvariable.

Misc Bleach:
A New Day Dawning-- Kira- and 11th Division-centric New Years fic by peroxidepest17.

Title: Coins to Cats-- Frater, Ave Atque Vale
Pairing: Eventual Al/Envy, vague hints of Elricest, and any number of other possible pairings.
Words of this section: 2,100
Genre: AU, drama, angst
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Envy's vulgar use of language. Heh.
Other notes: If you like it and you know it, leave a comment~! Seriously though-- I've never written anything like this, so comments tell me what I am doing wrong, right, and/or encourage me to write the next bit quickly.
Plot by wired_lizard and used gratefully.
Previous Part(s): Prologue: Mea Culpa

( On beginnings and the formation of new relationships )

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Title: In Nomine Patris
Author: Lykomancer
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The mirrors remembered that long-ago afternoon, the one that Envy didn’t think about anymore…
Pairings: Hohenheim/Envy
Warnings: End of series spoilers, incest, rape, violence, psychological torture, sadism.
Written for: devils_devotion's contest.
Crossposted to fma_rare and fma_yaoi

( Reflections )

Title: Coins to Cats
Pairing: Al/Envy
Words: ~400
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: human!Al, tame!Envy, completely AU/TWT, implied sex
Other notes: Because I wanted to, dammit.

( Just one more stray... )