Premeditated Misconduct

Title: Coins to Cats-- Frater, Ave Atque Vale
Pairing: Eventual Al/Envy, vague hints of Elricest, and any number of other possible pairings.
Words of this section: 2,100
Genre: AU, drama, angst
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Envy's vulgar use of language. Heh.
Other notes: If you like it and you know it, leave a comment~! Seriously though-- I've never written anything like this, so comments tell me what I am doing wrong, right, and/or encourage me to write the next bit quickly.
Plot by wired_lizard and used gratefully.
Previous Part(s): Prologue: Mea Culpa

( On beginnings and the formation of new relationships )

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Title: Unspoken
Pairing: Al/Wrath
Words: 1,350
Genre: Angsty-ish
Rating: PG
Spoilers: End of series; no movie, really.
Warnings: None!
Other notes: Abused Bible verses and quotes from Rudyard Kipling's "The Cat Who Walked By Himself"

( Wrath was the wildest of all wild animals who walked in the wet wild woods by his wild lone. )

Will no doubt be cross-posted to fm_alchemist, fma_rare, and fma_yaoi after sleep and final editations.

To Whom It May Concern;
(God, Jesus, Allah, Ganasha, Krishna, Gitchi Manitou, YHWH, Zeus, etc, etc...)

I want a Hohenheim Elric. Standard dimensions, coloration, and IQ; English-speaking preferred; a few years younger if possible (although if this is non-negotiable, I completely understand and am still interested in said item). If you are out of stock, may I suggest ordering in a new shipment; I am willing to pay the extra cost for the special order and for overnight shipping and handling.

Please find attached my user information, which contains most necessary contact info if there are any problems, concerns, or questions. Also, I will email you the copy of my seminary school ID; clergy discounts do apply to students, correct?

It's a pleasure doing business with you (as always),
Jessica "Inu-no-Jess-chan" Smoll, Unitarian Universalist Sister Spikey Mace of Reasoned Discussion

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Thank God for sky_dark. Thanks to her daily morning lj posts, I always know what day of the week it is. This saves me much embarrassment later.
(...no, this wasn't sarcasm, actually. It really is helpful as all hell.)

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Whoever invented Veggie Tales was on more drugs than any single human ever should be. I was forced to watch a VT version of the book of Esther this morning, and I don't think I could ever handle that again without experiencing brain-meltage.
Still, it was much, much better than the claymation version of Ruth we were forced to experience watched the other day; I swear to God, that little piece of horror made me want to spork my own eyes out. It would have hurt less, I'm sure.
PEOPLE! For the love of all that is holy, please stop doing such horrible, terrible, mutilating things to Bible stories when you animate them. It doesn't make them better. It doesn't help.
It makes the seminary students who have to watch them cry tears of blood and try to rip out their own still-beating heart with their gel pens, mm-kay?!
Please, think of the students.

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I didn't stop with Al. I went and continued with Ed.
I think they're pretty as hell, but then, I did spend a lot of time on them. Really, I don't know what's wrong with me; I'm a smut-writer, not a visual artist. *cries*

( Cause Cosplay!Al is the hottest thing since Cajun food was invented-- Complete set )

Fuck, I need to go to sleep...
Whee, watch me abuse the "tags" function!

It's quarter after four in the morning, and even though I've only really been awake for five hours, it's tempting to go back to bed and sleep while it's so deliciously cool.
Maybe I'll try to actually study and catch up on all the reading I need to get done for my class-- I missed one day and I'm already behind probably a thousand pages. Fortunately, most of it just covers the basics of literary criticism, so it'll be a lot of review. If I was feeling really adventurous, I'd rehash some of my Greek or Latin, or maybe start working on my own translation of the New Testament simply because I can.

Blessed be to God for thunderstorms and dropping humidity. *dances*
...OMG, I MUST GO DANCE IN THE RAIN! YES! YES! HOLY CHRIST!

And so I leave you with this:

For now we see as through a glass, darkly; but then we will meet face to face..." I Corinthians 13:12
Scan = Here

*strips and runs outside!*

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[Edit: Oh, and check out my new, spiffy, pretty, hideous new colorscheme and background. *licks the multiflavored Envy*]