Premeditated Misconduct

Title: How You Are Crowned
Pairing: NaruNeji, background NejiSasu and vague NejiGaa, understood implied NaruSasu and NaruGaa.
Words: ~4,000
Genre: SMUT; introspection; light drama-ish. Post-series future.
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Most of the anime and a bit of the latest manga chapters.
Warnings: None.
Other notes: I swear to god, this was the hardest porn to write ever. It's still a little rough because of that; I'll probably try to polish it up more later when I feel like I can face it again without wanting to smash my head into my keyboard. I hope that it's at least a little hot, though. (And IC. And that it makes sense. And all that other good stuff. OMGWTF, please don't hurt me.)
Still not sure if this is a one-shot or not.
Cross-posted to nejinaru and narutoyaoi.

( And this is how you are crowned, oh lost king... )

Title:  A Bene Placito 
Pairing:  Envy/Ed
Words: 3,100
Genre:  SMUT! 
Rating:  NC-17 
Spoilers:  For “that person”
Warnings:  slight BDSM overtones, masturbation, rough language, phone sex, consensual
Notes:  This isn't going to make much sense unless you've read my Conquering drabble arc and its sequel, Memorandum, and it might not even make sense then. I'm comfortable with that.
Dedication:  For sushi_girl_27 

( At One's Pleasure )

You know, I should either be moving more of my stuff or sleeping. What have I done instead? Written smut.
<---Mustang! It's what I do!

___
Title: Memorandum
Pairing: EdxEnvy
Rating: R
Warnings: Language, BDSM kink, OMGWTF!CONSENSUAL
Spoilers: Nope!
Words: 1,900
Notes: This isn't going to make much sense unless you've read my Conquering drabble arc first. Hell, I'm not even sure it makes sense, period, but since I get that feeling a lot about my fics, we'll just ignore that.


( Cut Here )