Premeditated Misconduct

Because she was asked oh-so nicely, here is a nice compilation of some of Lyko's favorite pieces of Envy/Ed fanfiction, dug out of her memories and organized neatly for others to plunder through.
Enjoy!


By: absolut_artemis
Easter Treats (AKA: Better 'n' Sex)-- humor; Edward gets a visit from the "Easter Bunny," who has some special holiday treats in mind for the alchemist.
Mundane-- drama, angst, smut, alternate ending; goddamn it, this is how you do "fluffy" Envy/Ed RIGHT.
Dark Humor-- angst, drama, humor, MPREG.
( There really aren't enough words for this at all. Really. )

By: chauni
Curiousity Killed the Cat-- humor; Envy tries something he hasn't done in a long, long time...
Losing the Golden Reins-- angst, smut, touch o' Ed+Al to keep things lively; ...I think if I say anything on this one, I might spoil it.

Exploitation & Abuse of Power-- drama, angst, smut, hints of Ed+Al; Envy wants something, and to further his own ends, he..."helps"...the Elrics. But at what cost?

Between Pluto and God
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7-- drama, angst, smut, consensual, implied Ed+Al, post-series
( Why, yes, it IS possible to have consensual Envy/Ed )

By: gelfling8604
Drink It Up-- humor, lots of Fury; the military boys are having a bad day and so Havoc suggests they go out drinking. Envy shows up at the bar and all hell breaks loose.
Monologue-- angst; Envy, in a private moment, dealing with his anger issues.
Two Out of Three-- angst, smut, hints of Ed+Al, post-series; Envy keeps an eye on Ed by maintaining the shape of someone close to him.
Red Tartan-- humor, post-series, crossdressing!manipulative!Envy; Ed gets mobbed at the university by a visiting all-girls school, and one of them in particular wants something from Short, Blond, and Volatile.

Misc. authors:

The SUPERVIRTUES!!!11!one1! by darkazriel-- humor, crack; Ed meets the Virtues.
Envy by nakedmind-- dark, violent; Envy and Ed duke it out, but really, the Sin is just toying with the boy...
Letting Him Live by tir_synni-- manga-verse, ch 13-13: Envy, meet Ed; Envy, beat Ed, Envy; be slightly aroused by beating Ed. Actually set within a canon timeframe!
Cupid by kytyngurl2-- Set primarily in the events of episode 50; EoS spoilers, of course. Weird, violent, possessive almost-fluff.
Me Fausto Philos by devils_devotion-- "This story is a thematical retelling of Goethe's Faust, for which a mortal man sells his soul to Mephistopheles, the devil, in order to gain infinite wealth and wisdom." Simply beautiful.

For a bonus round:
wired_lizard wrote me some OTP for the oneliner/drabble meme that's going around. My suggested concept?
( Warm and Fuzzy )

and
yuuo asked for some from me and this is what I came up with:
( A thousand words )

There!
I have a few other pieces saved in my memories, but really, considering how long this took me, I stopped with what I consider the cream of the crop.
*looks over list, cries*
There really isn't enough really good Envy/Ed stuff out there...

Yo.
'Cause chauni is fucking amazing you will read this. Now. No excuses. Yar!
Of Royalty and Religion

(God, I love having my name associated with really, really good ficcage, even if it's not my own stuff. *licks*)

___
Dear God,

Too. Fucking. Hot.
It should not be over 85 degrees and 50% humidity at midnight. Never.
Crank the AC, dude, ok?

Sometimes I don't like you,
Love and kisses,
Jess, Unitarian Universalist Sister Spikey Mace of Reasoned Discussion

P.S. Where the ever-loving fuck is that Hohenhiem Elric I ordered over a week ago? If I do not receive said package soon, I'm afraid I will start negotiating with competing corporations, and I doubt you want to lose my valuable business.

Everyone who is interested and isn't already involved, should come PLAY WITH ME over at blasphemy_rp (which is an AU FMA rp).
OMGWTF, it is one of the most messed up rps I've ever had the pleasure of helping devolve into chaos. ^_^

*poke, poke*
And then you get to play with me. 'Cause I'm cool.
And absolut_artemis. 'Cause she's cool, too. (And writes badass fanfic. And draws. And makes me go squee! And anything that makes me go squee is in-fucking-pressive, children.)
And chauni, who EATS my soul! ^_^ (In a good way. In a way I want to share with others.
...well, sometimes. The rest of the time, I'm all like, NO! She's my soul-eater, dammit! >.< I don't always share well with others.)

(OMG, you know you want your soul eaten. Yeaaaahhh... just admit it.

Look at the little shoulder-devil Kronk. He's telling you that you wanna play, 'cause that's the path that rocks. Listen to the shoulder-devil. Listen to him...)

The bastards are all making me nocturnal, keeping me up until 4:30 in the morning.
Well, then and tsukiguujin and her slutty little Edo-chan... My Inner Envy goes weak in the knees for her Ed. Baaaaaad... It's kind of pathetic. (But it's all good, 'cause he will never be able to express his love without beating the shit out of the boy anyway. ^_^ )

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