Premeditated Misconduct

Because she was asked oh-so nicely, here is a nice compilation of some of Lyko's favorite pieces of Envy/Ed fanfiction, dug out of her memories and organized neatly for others to plunder through.
Enjoy!


By: absolut_artemis
Easter Treats (AKA: Better 'n' Sex)-- humor; Edward gets a visit from the "Easter Bunny," who has some special holiday treats in mind for the alchemist.
Mundane-- drama, angst, smut, alternate ending; goddamn it, this is how you do "fluffy" Envy/Ed RIGHT.
Dark Humor-- angst, drama, humor, MPREG.
( There really aren't enough words for this at all. Really. )

By: chauni
Curiousity Killed the Cat-- humor; Envy tries something he hasn't done in a long, long time...
Losing the Golden Reins-- angst, smut, touch o' Ed+Al to keep things lively; ...I think if I say anything on this one, I might spoil it.

Exploitation & Abuse of Power-- drama, angst, smut, hints of Ed+Al; Envy wants something, and to further his own ends, he..."helps"...the Elrics. But at what cost?

Between Pluto and God
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7-- drama, angst, smut, consensual, implied Ed+Al, post-series
( Why, yes, it IS possible to have consensual Envy/Ed )

By: gelfling8604
Drink It Up-- humor, lots of Fury; the military boys are having a bad day and so Havoc suggests they go out drinking. Envy shows up at the bar and all hell breaks loose.
Monologue-- angst; Envy, in a private moment, dealing with his anger issues.
Two Out of Three-- angst, smut, hints of Ed+Al, post-series; Envy keeps an eye on Ed by maintaining the shape of someone close to him.
Red Tartan-- humor, post-series, crossdressing!manipulative!Envy; Ed gets mobbed at the university by a visiting all-girls school, and one of them in particular wants something from Short, Blond, and Volatile.

Misc. authors:

The SUPERVIRTUES!!!11!one1! by darkazriel-- humor, crack; Ed meets the Virtues.
Envy by nakedmind-- dark, violent; Envy and Ed duke it out, but really, the Sin is just toying with the boy...
Letting Him Live by tir_synni-- manga-verse, ch 13-13: Envy, meet Ed; Envy, beat Ed, Envy; be slightly aroused by beating Ed. Actually set within a canon timeframe!
Cupid by kytyngurl2-- Set primarily in the events of episode 50; EoS spoilers, of course. Weird, violent, possessive almost-fluff.
Me Fausto Philos by devils_devotion-- "This story is a thematical retelling of Goethe's Faust, for which a mortal man sells his soul to Mephistopheles, the devil, in order to gain infinite wealth and wisdom." Simply beautiful.

For a bonus round:
wired_lizard wrote me some OTP for the oneliner/drabble meme that's going around. My suggested concept?
( Warm and Fuzzy )

and
yuuo asked for some from me and this is what I came up with:
( A thousand words )

There!
I have a few other pieces saved in my memories, but really, considering how long this took me, I stopped with what I consider the cream of the crop.
*looks over list, cries*
There really isn't enough really good Envy/Ed stuff out there...

Organizing drabble requests:

1) Demi-devi; Havoc/Ed-- Cigarette fetish
2) Havana; Winly/Shezka-- Panties, uniforms
3) Empty_geas; Kimbley/Roy-- last stanza of T.S. Eliot's "The Hollow Men."
4) Tsuki; OT3 or EnEd
5) Numisma; Rose-centric
6) Chauni; Hoho/Ed or K/G-- Drugs, chloroform
7) Arty; Hoho/Envy
8) Sky_dark; Roy/Ed
9) Dreadnot; Alucard/Walter (Dawn era)-- A night behind enemy lines


Right! I have started on this list. Really. You all haven't been forgotten.
And OMG, I don't think I will ever write Havoc/Ed ever again. It's the hardest non-schoolwork writing I think I've ever attempted. I'm about 400 words in and thinking about scrapping what I've got and starting over again. *headDESK*

Time for Jess to compile Ye Olde Lists:

Fanfic:
( Why does this list never seem to get shorter? )

Or something else? Maybe I should read, instead.
( What Jess has been reading and not finishing )

Or watching the anime I've downloaded and haven't bothered watching all of: Wolf's Rain, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Spiral, the 14th episode of Elfen Lied. Or watching what I have seen, but would like to watch again/should watch again: Fushigi Yuugi and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Or finding and watching Loveless, which looks like something I really want to see. (Kitty boys and shounen-ai, oh my! ^_^)

Or if I was feeling really adventurous, I could tackle a few other projects:
Like studying Greek, Latin, or Japanese.
Like translating from Koine Greek the Revelation of John.
Like posting a long, rambling diatribe on Taoist alchemy in my own community.
Like looking for a job. -_-;;;

Blech.

Snagged from tsukiguujin again, 'cause I'm a fandom whore:


I'll do another drabble meme.
Here's the deal.

1. Give me a pairing that you know I'll actually write for.
2. Give me a sentence you want to see in it, such as something one of the characters would say.
3. Don't expect anything REALLY SOON because I'm busy.
4. SPREAD THE MEME!LOVE.

( Accepted pairings )

Request away, children.

Before I forget, I have two memes I have to post here and take m'beatings like a good girl:

From tsukiguujin
Every person on your f-list gets to request a drabble from you. In return, they have to should post this in their journal and write a drabble for you. Post all fandoms you're willing to write for. Your friends can pick a relationship, a story arc, a missing scene, commentary! Or pretty much anything they want, unless the author has previously mentioned that they will not write it. They comment with what they want, and you write drabbles and post it in your LiveJournal.

Fandoms:
FMA (I'm NOT writing Elricest except for Tsuki, 'cause I like her owe her. But no one else. >.<)
Hellsing
Chrno Crusade
Scrapped Princess
Elfen Lied
Fushgi Yuugi
Saiyuki (manga-verse only, since that's all I know)


From dracschick:
Comment here with your name and I'll tell you something that I adore (or at least mildly like) about you. Afterwards, copy and paste this into your own journal.

Be kind and let me know which you are responding to!

___
OH YEAH!
I have a new email and new AIM username. To make everything neat and convenient, I am now Lykomancer@gmail.com (OMG, love, Tsuki! Why didn't I get one of these earlier? It's cool as hell!) and Lykomancer on AIM, too. One username for everything = easier on everyone.

This is for dreadnot who requested something in the vein of "The Second Time".
My brain spat this out (ok, this, and that really bad pun in the last sentence).

( Deja vu )

After Colonel Sanders finally keels over at the ripe age of 130 and the KFC, desperate for a new figurehead, turns to Colonel Mustang to spearhead their new advertising campaign, there was a remarkable jump in the sale of their spicy hot buffalo wings to female customers...

Finger-licking good? ^_^