Premeditated Misconduct

For devils_devotion:
Roy/Ed
Words: 416
WAFF without being fluffy
(Note: It's for your icon, love! ^_^)
( A Little Bit of Sweet )

For tsukiguujin:
Roy/Ed
Line(s): "You want me to do WHAT!?" Ed said, face filling with color.
"It's not that big a deal, Hagane," Roy said, smirking down at the boy.
(Yes, I modded them a bit. Bite me.)
Words: 221
CRACK!fic
( Playtime? )

For anoyo:
Roy/Ed
Line: "What are you doing to that cat, Fullmetal?"
Words: 335
Angst, dramaish
Time: Just after Ninalexander
( One More Innocent )

For zip_zero_nada:
Envy/Wrath
Line: "Brats like you should be in their beds right now."
Words: 718
( Cat and Mouse )

*pant, pant*

Oh my god, I ate too much Chinese food at my Taoism class's supper tonight and I feel ill.

I'm going to go pass out in my bed with a book and feel like the greedy gluttonous idiot that I am.

Note(s) to self:
Find sandles.
Rearrange closet (God, the horror!)
Sew more pants
Take library books back

Notes to other people:
For anyone obsessed enough curious about more of my fanfic, I assure you that all of it is now saved in my memories, including scraps of projects I never finished.
Mostly FMA, two Hellsing microfics, and a snippet of an unfinished Chrno Crusade fic.

To be complete in meming all of my own fanfic, I have to first post this one-- from SS's Green Lion Spring contest, last year:

( Check )

( Roy set WHAT on fire?! )

To be continued, I guess. *is weirded out at the ease of this pairing thus far*