Premeditated Misconduct

( First, Naruto fangirling )


Ask Me Anything Meme
Stolen from ze bleed_peroxide

Basically, a free-for-all for you guys to be nosy, or if you're newer, to figure out shit you're not really clear on. I'm enabling the anon option-- as soon as I remember how-- in case you don't feel comfortable asking something "face-to-face", as it were. I'm also posting it with the hopes that it spreads - sometimes with LiveJournal and such the way it is, people change and you're like, "Wait, so what was that? I don't remember. Oh wait, you were different last I hear about ____. Clarify for me, please?" I've certainly picked had those moments.

While there's a list here, I guess it'd be fair to extend it to any particulars you're curious about.

1. Sexual orientation.
2. What I’m really bad at.
3. The one person whose arms I’d like to be in.
4. My best first date.
5. A description of my self-esteem.
6. Who my best friends are.
7. My favorite book.
8. Biggest turn-offs.
9. A description of my best friend.
10. My favorite animal.
11. Someone I miss.
12. The reason behind my last breakup.
13. What I did yesterday.
14. What my greatest achievement is.
15. A description of the person I dislike most.
16. My 5 favorite songs right now.
17. How my last kiss went down.
18. What I find attractive in the preferred sex.
19. All of the pets I’ve ever had.
20. Favorite flavor of ice cream.
21. The one place I want to be right now.
22. The meanest thing anyone has ever said to me.
23. Where I have lived before.
24. I’ll love you if…
25. What are my future plans?
26. An internal conflict I have with myself.
27. What I’m doing tomorrow.
28. What I want to be when I get older.
29. Most embarrassing moment.
30. Two of my insecurities.
31. What I would do if I won the lottery.
32. A description of the boy or girl I like.
33. What I love most about myself.
34. My biggest pet peeves.
35. What bands I’ve seen live.
36. How many kids I want in the future.
37. My idea of a perfect date.
38. What I’m really good at.
39. Most traumatic experience.
40. Where I would like to live.
41. The nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
42. Do I like where I am now?
43. My relationship with my sibling(s).
44. All the pets I’ve ever had.
45. What I can hear right now.
46. My biggest worry currently.
47. Something I’ve wished for repeatedly.
48. My relationship with my parents.
49. Something I should have said a long time ago.
50. What my last text message says.

Ok, peoples, you know the drill.

We have fucking tons of Christmas cards that we bought at the after-holiday sales last year, and we want to mail them to you.
(And when I say "we", yes, I mean Wendy, too, since she hears about you guys through me. She has a list of you guys whom she's never interacted with at all that she demands we send cards to.)

ADDRESSES, PLEASE.
YES, I MEAN YOU
Please do not assume that I saved your post with your information (if you made such a post). I didn't.
Even if you think I already know it, hit me anyway.

Comments are screened.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

Bette Midler's Mele Kalikimaka
Sarah MacLachlan's Merry X-mas (War is Over)

I like this one, possibly because I am an icon whore:

In comments to this post, talk with your icons, and *only* your icons. Post early, post often, and respond to whomever you want. Just leave a dot or a dash in the comment field if LJ tells you you can't post a blank comment.

Instructions:

List five songs that you are currently digging ... it doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words or even if they're any good but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artist and the song in your blog. Then tag five other people to see what they're listening to.

1) Sublime -- "What I Want (reprise)"
2) Sublime -- "Burritos" (Wendy says this is my current theme song. I'm pretty sure that's not a compliment.)
3) Stuart Davis -- "Invicible"
4) Rob Thomas -- "My, My, My"
5) Rob Thomas -- "Problem Girl"

I'll add to this:
Current fanfic writing binge top five:
1) hide -- "Fuctrack #6"
2) hide -- "Psyche"
3) Stuart Davis -- "Inventions"
4) Matchbox 20 -- "Push"
5) Three Days Grace -- "I Hate (Everything About You)"

I'm not interesting in tagging people. Do it if you'd like. Or not. I probably don't care.

Whoot! I'll be obnoxious as hell and do this meme, too, jus' like everyone else!

A few suggested ways to bribe the great and fabulous Lykomancer:

-- Graphic, violent, abusive EnvyxEd fics that explore a) a new and interesting kink, b) deeper psychological motivations and happenings and whatnot, or c) utilize symbolism and/or classical mythology/folklore/religion. BOO-YAH! ^_^ Bring on the heady, head-y, smutty, bloody goodness!

-- EnvyxEd, RoyxMaes, GreedxEd, KimxGreed, KimxMustang... god, I could keep going... fics and art. I favor the Sins, particularly any combination of Envy, Greed, and Wrath. I like seeing Edo molested, groped, raped, pouting, sulking, etc. Blushing!Roy makes me squee. I wanna see more uke!Greed, dammit.

-- I want (links to already existing OR freshly made) colorbars. I have two EnEds. That makes me happy. I need/want one for RoyxMaes, KimxGreed, KimxMustang ("...is crazy 'splodey pyromania hate!sex love").

-- Two icons for me: #1 Text-- "I'd rather be writing smut" #2 Text-- "Hentai no Renkinjutsushi" Both would have a (hopefully smuttyish)image of some pairing that I've listed above. (Or just of two random pretty boys snogging and/or shagging each other senseless. ^_^)

-- A sweet and spiffy pretty, pretty LJ layout. (*puppy eyes* C'mon, you love me a whole fuck of a lot, children. I give you SMUT! What more do you need?)

-- Envy and Edo pins! Awwww, yeah! So cute!

-- Sugar, vodka, and tea. Yes, the esteemable Lyko can be bribed fairly easily with Godiva chocolates, pints of Ben and Jerry's (particularly Dublin Mudslide), a nice full-bodied pot of oolong, and a big-ass bottle of Smirnoff's. Other good things? Shoo-Fly Pie. My God, I haven't had a shoo-fly pie in FOREVER! *craving* Farmer's Iced Tea in the green and yellow quart containers from the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton region of PA; Schnappes' pizza from Hazleton, PA; Tub-O-Bunnies/Santas from Gertrude Hawks chocolates. The Republic of Tea's Vanilla Almond tea-- OMFG, SO good! And, as most people know, a good Long Island makes me melt. Five good ones and I bond with the floor.

-- Stuart Davis albums. OMGWTFBBQ. Why do I not already own all of them? I especially want "Self-Titled" (aka: the silver album), "Bright Apocalypse", and "Kid Mystic". The rest I either own or am comfortable with not owning until I get really obsessive-compulsive.

...I'm sure there's more.
I'll think of more later when I'm not getting distracted by smut.

( Stupid meme )

DUUUDE. I'm guilty of like, over half of these. @_@

Stolen from a number of people.
Jess is honest about her high levels of perversion and fanwhoredom.

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