Alright, I'll bite:

[lykomancer]

I've had too good of a day; somebody out there's gotta want to tell me off for something.

IP logging is off, anonymous posting is on. So hit me. Something you always wanted to say to me or ask me but were too afraid/polite to do so? Now is the time to do it.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

What sexual kinks do you like?

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

...someone's bold! ^___^

All the blackmail information you want, fresh and steaming hot:
- Dominance and submission play with a really coolly dominant dom.
- The threat of violence-- i.e. being put into a loose chokehold, being threatened with a knife, etc.
- Mild sadomasochistic play
- Restraint/bondage
- Wrestling...and losing. (Kinda goes with the others so far, really)
- Training, in particular human dog type training stuff with leashes and collars and so on.
- Punishment and discipline, because I'm a very uppity uke. ^__^;;
- Some kinds of humiliation-- nothing like being forced to drink piss or that kind of thing, but more mental mindfuckery, if that makes sense.
- Dirty talk
- Fisting/Macro play
- Noncon play/scenes.

Anything else? ^___^

[hieronymousb.livejournal.com]

Ha. Wow. That anonymous person so was not me, since I got that kink list the other night. I do find the timing to be completely ironic...

Well, we've discussed this before; I share most of those kinks. What do you think of body fluids, if I may ask? If we ever RP a sex scene, it just might come up; that tends to be my main fetish. I'm not talking about urination, but, say, cum and saliva? I am presuming you dislike piss and shit unless I see you state otherwise. Shit is one of those things which I just assume people don't care for unless they affirm an interest in it.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? I was amused.

Body fluids is not really something I'm particularly interested in/wild about, but I can work with it; it's not like it squicks me. (Perhaps with semen we can chalk this up to some bad experiences... *thinking about it* ...yeah, maybe.)
Urine, for what it's worth, doesn't gross me out, either; I just think piss-play is really freaking silly and messy and not at all sexual.

[(Anonymous)]

What is your all-time pairing? And you have to pick just one.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Envy/Ed, of course. I've rather devoted to my staple OTP, even if I am drifting more and more toward other pairings.

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

Can I rub your tummy? OOPS! Forgot to log out!

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

*pulls up shirt and wiggles* YAY!

[(Anonymous)]

Meh, I used to think you were the most bitchtastic person on the planet, and then we became really good friends and that image got shot to hell. You're nice to me and it's really sweet because you're always worried about how I'm doing in real life. ^^;;

...I sort of wonder what it'd be like if we hadn't become friends, though. I wonder if I'd still be scared of you. :P Maybe you should try to give off a nicer first impression, even if people ARE retarded?

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

I AM BITCHTASTIC! *flails* REALLY!
...ok, maybe I do fail utterly at being bitchy toward people I like.
(The majority of the time, though sometimes I do have breakdowns on people where I finally admit that, yes, I DO love them, but sometimes they drive me fucking PSYCHO for all these reasons *enter long list* But that's just venting and it doesn't mean that I care about them any less, you know?)
...but the people I don't like, or who have pissed me off beyond sense or sanity? Pity those people, for I am MEAN to them. Like, really, condescendingly, obnoxiously, bastardly MEAN. myownartist and ozen once saw me tell off my ex-boyfriend, and man, they'll tell ya-- it wasn't pretty. I'm pretty sure he wandered off to cry afterward.

I scare a lot of people, and I don't really know how. I'm actually more approachable online than I am in real life, I think. (lj user=kytyngurl2 would be a better judge of this than me, though, since she met me online and then met me IRL.)
I see no reason to be nicer to people; if I am a bit prickly, it's because I hope to weed out the really annoying stupid people. *ELITIST, WUT*

[(Anonymous)]

No luck with being told off here, because I so very have a net-crush on you. ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Awwww~! Well that's all warm and fuzzy-like! *wags tail* Even if I probably don't deserve it.

[(Anonymous)]

Awwww, I think you do. If nothing else, you have that air of brutal ingenuity that makes girls like me want to throw themselves at your feet. XP

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

"Brutal ingenuity"?
I'm not sure if I entirely know what you mean, but it does make me feel self-important. ^__^;;

[(Anonymous)]

[belated reply which you may or may not get]

I means I think you'd make a fantastic top, dingbat, at least on your toppy days. Which means I'm soinlust with you.

...

*flees*

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Man, have you got me pegged wrong! But I understand where that comes from; I've gotten that quite a bit.
Lust after me all y'want, but watch yerself; my girlfriend (? *shrugs* good enough for gov'nment work...) is a very posessive creature.

[(Anonymous)]

Heh, I seem to recall you saying you're about one third top. But I have a horrible memory, so I could be so very wrong.

As well she should be!

[(Anonymous)]

Haa.... I really can't think of anything to say, but I'll come up with something. While I do think, I'm just going to tell you something personal that you really don't care to hear, most like.
I've been crushing really hard on this pretty boy, but my insecurites and lack of people skills have stopped me from approaching him, and I had just been hoping that I'd get around to it eventually, but haha, today, one of the girls in Science basically gave him a fucking lapdance. She clings to him all the time, and I'd think he'd be really fucking sick of it, but hey, to each their own.-_- She's one of those 'I match everything. I'm blonde and stoopid and popular. :D' girls, and I really hate her, but feel stupid for hating her, cause she seems so fucking NICE, and does nothing wrong in the eye of the public, and after today, I hate her even more, and want to do dastardly things to her.... Yeah. *cough*

Ohhh. I know. In a post you made a while back, you posted a meme with five unusual/weird things about you, and I find myself agreeing stongly with the masturbation point. I think it comes pretty naturally, but if it's repressed and taught to be wrong from a very young age, a child won't do it, or something. I remember my parents were just kind of 'It's something every child does.' and weren't bothered about it; it wasn't like we knew what it meant in a sexual sense at a pre-school age. I've been doing it as long as I can remember as well, but I think my brother stopped at seven or eight, I'm not sure.
I don't think you're all that bothered by TMI, but I still didn't want to reply to the meme post because I felt that that was something you chose to share with us, not for us to debate or whatever, and so commenting there would have made me feel invasive and stupid. Yeah. >.>;;

I spam, I spam; four paragraphs. I seem to have a lot to say when it's anonymous~. Good day, love.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. Man, doesn't it suck? But I never hate them; something like that always makes me hate myself-- for not doing it first, for getting jealous, for even thinking I had a chance, etc.
But someone like you're describing I'd probably dislike anyway for being such a crowd-follower. Not hate her, but dislike her for lacking a brain of her own.
I do not think doing dastardly things to her would help matters any, btw.

*shrugs* You could have commented on the other post; it was fairly open, so I was expecting to get slammed with a lot of "You still have your security blanket! OMG, you BABY!" I'm glad I didn't, even though I was anticipating something like that; the masturbation thing isn't something that bothers me. One of the problems I've always had with that meme actually is trying to think of quirks I have/random facts about me that aren't common knowledge about me; I'll talk about anything...nothing is off-limits or too personal.
I tend to think that it's pretty natural, too, but then there are people like my roommate who weren't repressed by their parents and still didn't do it until they were adults. *shrugs* I wonder what Mr. Kinsey's reports say about it, myself.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, it probably wouldn't have helped, but it would have amused me~ Man, the other day she was snapping her gum and bragging about how she matches her bra and panties to her shirt color. I was like... wow, taking it too far.
I kinda piss myself off as well, because I rarely ever make any indication of liking someone because... I'm not sure. I'm not afraid of rejection itself, more what rejection implies. That I'm not good enough, that someone else is better, that I will never have this person's attention. But, this is a topic that goes long and deep, so I won't touch it. I never show it or act on it, then I have the nerve to be disappointed when I never end up with someone I'm interested in. Idiotic, really.

May I ask who Mr. Kinsey is? *wonders*

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

*pets* Well, we all have our share of problems, and you'd be hard-pressed to find many people who don't do that same thing to themselves-- I know I do it.

I correct myself. DOCTOR Kinsey (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_Kinsey)-- Kinsey's research on human sexuality profoundly influenced social and cultural values in the United States during the 1960s with the advent of the sexual revolution.

Look, no anon!

[zippy-p-faye.livejournal.com]

*nuzzle* True, true.

Haa, I shall bookmark it and read it after my exam is done tomorrow. <-- in need of bed soon

And... Because I know that you were/are taking a theology course/courses in University, and your writing looks to have been influenced by it sometimes, I have developed an interest in the study, and I'm wondering if you think it would be worth taking, when I get to post-secondary? Most likely along with something else, but even so... Haa... It's too early in life to be thinking about this... Or maybe just too early in the morning. *amused*

[hieronymousb.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not going to take advantage of anonymity; I never do. I think my particular writing/posting style might give me away anyway, but I just want to say that the thing I am most pleased to discover about you from our recent conversations is what a wonderful sense of humour you have.

I never thought you might be "prickly", but you did strike me as being the dour sort. Of course, it was unfair of me to make such a presumption, because people have often told me that I seem very dour, as well, when I'm nothing of the sort. I initially assumed you might be an extremely serious sort, but now I know that you can be either deadly serious or a total goofball. I believe your ability to exercise both qualities at different times makes you a very good conversationalist.

[hieronymousb.livejournal.com]

Um. Pardon me for abusing the word "sort" in that post. It's late and I'm multi-tasking. Oh, well. *shakes fist at LJ* Develop an "edit" option, damn it!

[(Anonymous)]

Love. Adore. Worship. Kill all those in competition with bare hands and teeth.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

...
Flattered. Blushing. No homicide in my journal.

[(Anonymous)]

You're so cute and funny.

[(Anonymous)]

We don't really know each other, despite being on each other's friend's lists, but this post is the perfect opportunity for me to tell you that I'd love to get to know you. I'm just intimidated and I'm afraid of us having nothing to talk about.

I have no balls.

Have a nice day, stud. <3<3

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Stud? *amused*

Go right ahead and ask me shit you want to know or comment on stuff; I really, really appreciate it when people comment on...well, anything, really. Fics or real life stuff, though I don't expect anyone to be interested in my real life, considering. (While I do expect people to comment more on my fics!)

I may be strongly opinionated, but I don't bite often; they are just my own opinions.

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

I don't like doing these anonymously, so if I did log out then I'd have to say something to deliberately give myself away. Hence the not logging out.

There's something great about you that used to intimate me - still does, occasionally. But now I also know that you're really one of the nicest people I've 'met' around here, as well as one of the most talented, who has been so good to me. Thank you.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Murrr... I've not intimidating. Not even when I get pissed off and throw low-level Envy-style temper tantrums complete with cursing and threats of murder and throwing and punching inanimate objects (about once a month; my therapist once said that I had "anger management issues") -- my roommate just kind of watches for a while and then goes, "Dude, you need to chill the fuck out" in this blank, bored voice before going back to clipping coupons or doing the dishes or whatever...which really takes the wind out of my sails, y'know? ^__^;;;

I'm full of hot air, though, and that's really the point. I'm not a mean person unless you're really stupid AND annoying/openly and actively rude. Then I'll eat you for breakfast. :) Just like I kind of expect from everyone, really...

*hugs*
But you're a good person.

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

*laughs* That's why I said 'something great' - you're really wonderful to those around you. ^_^

[(Anonymous)]

I read and love your fanfics. Out of all the writers I know, you are the one that not only never disappoints, but surpass my level of expectation for ficcage. I love your writing so much, I even enjoy reading your rants. Not that I'm amused because you're irritated, but you put it in a way that brings a grin to my face. It makes me wish I knew you better, but I shall continue being shy.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

T_____T

Please don't be shy, and please comment more on my fics (if you don't already)! *begs shamelessly* I'm getting so frustrated with the fact that no one comments!

And don't be shy; I'm not that much of a bully! Ask whatever you want to know, or just talk or something.

[(Anonymous)]

I do comment here and there. Unfortunately, as it seems with most of your anonymous fans here, I suffer from a severe case of hero worship =D

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Awwww... But lots of people who have gotten to know me seem to think that I am really nice!

But that's ok. Whatever floats your boat.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm just another of those lurkers who are too.... shy to approach you. But then again, I did deem you to be (sort of) my role model. >> And also because your fics are so drool-worthy. Not to mention that you seem to be able to tackle anything. *_*

Ne'ways, the whole reason behind this comment was to thank you for your pieces of advice scattered here and there. I pimped them out like WOAH. Hope you don't mind. .__.;;; They were really helpful, especially the communication one. Hope you continue to do so! Give advice, I mean. BAH I hate English. T-T

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

*whimpers and flails in despair at all the shy people*
...but I'm glad that some of you guys are actually at least responding to this meme; that makes me happy. ^__^

Tackle anything? Pfffft. Some days. Others, I am a total waste of space. Like most people; I got my ups and downs.

Yay; someone doesn't think I am being an obnoxious know-it-all! Wheeee! Then again, all of it, especially the part on communication, comes from experience, so... Yeah. (By the way, that's not how you are trained to listen to people in conflict classes. *shrugs*)

[(Anonymous)]

DAMN LJ's inability to inform me of replies. >EEEEEE

Yay! Anything to make teh Lyko happy. [gives e-cookie]

Aw, you're not an obnovious know-it-all. I think. o_O Then again, I don't really KNOW KNOW you. Though I'd like to. .O.

[(Anonymous)]

....... I'm STUPID. If I'm anonymous, of COURSE LJ doesn't inform me. BAH. @.@

[(Anonymous)]

まだ友達ですか。

[(Anonymous)]

そうですね。。。

[maxxim-huzzah.livejournal.com]

Even though I'm late like whut, and b/c I'd kick myself for posting anon when I have an LJ:

If we met first in RL, I probably wouldn't have talked to you b/c I fear you would have eaten me for breakfast on account of being 'too quiet/shy/nice'--one of those words when you don't know who the hell a person is. And I am scared but admire you for speaking your mind and being strong enough to take the blows that come with being honest. Plus, you seem to control what you do with anger than some anonymice like myself. -_-;

Even though you tend to blow up on LJ (what better place?), it's because you care a lot about your friends that makes me think, hey, she's the coolest friend that RL and LJ people are lucky to have.

And if you feel like eating me after this!; mad fic-writing skills pwn me like nothing else. They trump all reason and caution in me!

So: you are the person I wish I could be in RL! ^^; *dash!*