C'mon... bribe me!
May. 24th, 2005 09:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lykomancerWhoot! I'll be obnoxious as hell and do this meme, too, jus' like everyone else!
A few suggested ways to bribe the great and fabulous Lykomancer:
-- Graphic, violent, abusive EnvyxEd fics that explore a) a new and interesting kink, b) deeper psychological motivations and happenings and whatnot, or c) utilize symbolism and/or classical mythology/folklore/religion. BOO-YAH! ^_^ Bring on the heady, head-y, smutty, bloody goodness!
-- EnvyxEd, RoyxMaes, GreedxEd, KimxGreed, KimxMustang... god, I could keep going... fics and art. I favor the Sins, particularly any combination of Envy, Greed, and Wrath. I like seeing Edo molested, groped, raped, pouting, sulking, etc. Blushing!Roy makes me squee. I wanna see more uke!Greed, dammit.
-- I want (links to already existing OR freshly made) colorbars. I have two EnEds. That makes me happy. I need/want one for RoyxMaes, KimxGreed, KimxMustang ("...is crazy 'splodey pyromania hate!sex love").
-- Two icons for me: #1 Text-- "I'd rather be writing smut" #2 Text-- "Hentai no Renkinjutsushi" Both would have a (hopefully smuttyish)image of some pairing that I've listed above. (Or just of two random pretty boys snogging and/or shagging each other senseless. ^_^)
-- A sweet and spiffy pretty, pretty LJ layout. (*puppy eyes* C'mon, you love me a whole fuck of a lot, children. I give you SMUT! What more do you need?)
-- Envy and Edo pins! Awwww, yeah! So cute!
-- Sugar, vodka, and tea. Yes, the esteemable Lyko can be bribed fairly easily with Godiva chocolates, pints of Ben and Jerry's (particularly Dublin Mudslide), a nice full-bodied pot of oolong, and a big-ass bottle of Smirnoff's. Other good things? Shoo-Fly Pie. My God, I haven't had a shoo-fly pie in FOREVER! *craving* Farmer's Iced Tea in the green and yellow quart containers from the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton region of PA; Schnappes' pizza from Hazleton, PA; Tub-O-Bunnies/Santas from Gertrude Hawks chocolates. The Republic of Tea's Vanilla Almond tea-- OMFG, SO good! And, as most people know, a good Long Island makes me melt. Five good ones and I bond with the floor.
-- Stuart Davis albums. OMGWTFBBQ. Why do I not already own all of them? I especially want "Self-Titled" (aka: the silver album), "Bright Apocalypse", and "Kid Mystic". The rest I either own or am comfortable with not owning until I get really obsessive-compulsive.
...I'm sure there's more.
I'll think of more later when I'm not getting distracted by smut.
A few suggested ways to bribe the great and fabulous Lykomancer:
-- Graphic, violent, abusive EnvyxEd fics that explore a) a new and interesting kink, b) deeper psychological motivations and happenings and whatnot, or c) utilize symbolism and/or classical mythology/folklore/religion. BOO-YAH! ^_^ Bring on the heady, head-y, smutty, bloody goodness!
-- EnvyxEd, RoyxMaes, GreedxEd, KimxGreed, KimxMustang... god, I could keep going... fics and art. I favor the Sins, particularly any combination of Envy, Greed, and Wrath. I like seeing Edo molested, groped, raped, pouting, sulking, etc. Blushing!Roy makes me squee. I wanna see more uke!Greed, dammit.
-- I want (links to already existing OR freshly made) colorbars. I have two EnEds. That makes me happy. I need/want one for RoyxMaes, KimxGreed, KimxMustang ("...is crazy 'splodey pyromania hate!sex love").
-- Two icons for me: #1 Text-- "I'd rather be writing smut" #2 Text-- "Hentai no Renkinjutsushi" Both would have a (hopefully smuttyish)image of some pairing that I've listed above. (Or just of two random pretty boys snogging and/or shagging each other senseless. ^_^)
-- A sweet and spiffy pretty, pretty LJ layout. (*puppy eyes* C'mon, you love me a whole fuck of a lot, children. I give you SMUT! What more do you need?)
-- Envy and Edo pins! Awwww, yeah! So cute!
-- Sugar, vodka, and tea. Yes, the esteemable Lyko can be bribed fairly easily with Godiva chocolates, pints of Ben and Jerry's (particularly Dublin Mudslide), a nice full-bodied pot of oolong, and a big-ass bottle of Smirnoff's. Other good things? Shoo-Fly Pie. My God, I haven't had a shoo-fly pie in FOREVER! *craving* Farmer's Iced Tea in the green and yellow quart containers from the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton region of PA; Schnappes' pizza from Hazleton, PA; Tub-O-Bunnies/Santas from Gertrude Hawks chocolates. The Republic of Tea's Vanilla Almond tea-- OMFG, SO good! And, as most people know, a good Long Island makes me melt. Five good ones and I bond with the floor.
-- Stuart Davis albums. OMGWTFBBQ. Why do I not already own all of them? I especially want "Self-Titled" (aka: the silver album), "Bright Apocalypse", and "Kid Mystic". The rest I either own or am comfortable with not owning until I get really obsessive-compulsive.
...I'm sure there's more.
I'll think of more later when I'm not getting distracted by smut.
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Date: 2005-05-26 01:37 am (UTC)Bribe?
Date: 2005-05-26 04:05 pm (UTC)Guh...I wrote another GreedEd here at my Smut
aka the journal with all the fics that my friends would go WTF?!fic journal.(Give you a guess who this is ^_~)
...and can I bribe you with some
of my lame writingGreedEdEnvy smut?