Two Things of Note

[lykomancer]

1) I just melted a plastic baking pan in the oven while trying to cook dinner.

Positives: I saved the pork chops; the melted plastic drips broke off of the metal baking rack easily under cold water.

Negatives: It was Jinya's mom's baking pan; there are now pools of superheated melted plastic in the bottom of the oven.



2) Jon Stewart has clarified that someone like me can, in fact, take part in governmental politics.
He said, "For God's sake, the whole point of being Vice-President is to be a snide humor magnet. To deflect any douche-arrows from people like me that might head toward the President. It's "Who's the best Executive Branch rodeo clown?"!

...I WOULD BE THE BEST FUCKING VICE-PRESIDENT EVER

EVER.

Comments

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

This is going to sound really dumb, but damned if I can remember: When did I friend you? I noticed one of your posts on my flist today and went, "Huh? Who?"
And now I feel epically stupid. ): Please help me.



...and you are totally right. That does explain Palin. Oh god.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

OOOOOOOOOooooOOo~! That makes SO much more sense. Thank you! (And I'm sorry I'm an idiot sometimes!)

[individual.livejournal.com]

GOOD JOB for saving the pork chops.

And I agree. I'd fucking love it if you were vice-president. XD

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

That was actually my primary concern.

...well, the food and also what to do about the melting plastic drips everywhere.



Me, too. People would hate me, though. A LOT.

[badjelly.livejournal.com]

[i]...I WOULD BE THE BEST FUCKING VICE-PRESIDENT EVER

EVER.[/i]

Just not the best cook c: