Two Things of Note
Jun. 26th, 2009 09:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lykomancer1) I just melted a plastic baking pan in the oven while trying to cook dinner.
Positives: I saved the pork chops; the melted plastic drips broke off of the metal baking rack easily under cold water.
Negatives: It was Jinya's mom's baking pan; there are now pools of superheated melted plastic in the bottom of the oven.
2) Jon Stewart has clarified that someone like me can, in fact, take part in governmental politics.
He said, "For God's sake, the whole point of being Vice-President is to be a snide humor magnet. To deflect any douche-arrows from people like me that might head toward the President. It's "Who's the best Executive Branch rodeo clown?"!
...I WOULD BE THE BEST FUCKING VICE-PRESIDENT EVER
EVER.
Positives: I saved the pork chops; the melted plastic drips broke off of the metal baking rack easily under cold water.
Negatives: It was Jinya's mom's baking pan; there are now pools of superheated melted plastic in the bottom of the oven.
2) Jon Stewart has clarified that someone like me can, in fact, take part in governmental politics.
He said, "For God's sake, the whole point of being Vice-President is to be a snide humor magnet. To deflect any douche-arrows from people like me that might head toward the President. It's "Who's the best Executive Branch rodeo clown?"!
...I WOULD BE THE BEST FUCKING VICE-PRESIDENT EVER
EVER.
