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Yo.
'Cause
chauni is fucking amazing you will read this. Now. No excuses. Yar!
Of Royalty and Religion
(God, I love having my name associated with really, really good ficcage, even if it's not my own stuff. *licks*)
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Dear God,
Too. Fucking. Hot.
It should not be over 85 degrees and 50% humidity at midnight. Never.
Crank the AC, dude, ok?
Sometimes I don't like you,
Love and kisses,
Jess, Unitarian Universalist Sister Spikey Mace of Reasoned Discussion
P.S. Where the ever-loving fuck is that Hohenhiem Elric I ordered over a week ago? If I do not receive said package soon, I'm afraid I will start negotiating with competing corporations, and I doubt you want to lose my valuable business.
'Cause
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Of Royalty and Religion
(God, I love having my name associated with really, really good ficcage, even if it's not my own stuff. *licks*)
___
Dear God,
Too. Fucking. Hot.
It should not be over 85 degrees and 50% humidity at midnight. Never.
Crank the AC, dude, ok?
Love and kisses,
Jess, Unitarian Universalist Sister Spikey Mace of Reasoned Discussion
P.S. Where the ever-loving fuck is that Hohenhiem Elric I ordered over a week ago? If I do not receive said package soon, I'm afraid I will start negotiating with competing corporations, and I doubt you want to lose my valuable business.