Premeditated Misconduct

Snagged from tsukiguujin again, 'cause I'm a fandom whore:


I'll do another drabble meme.
Here's the deal.

1. Give me a pairing that you know I'll actually write for.
2. Give me a sentence you want to see in it, such as something one of the characters would say.
3. Don't expect anything REALLY SOON because I'm busy.
4. SPREAD THE MEME!LOVE.

( Accepted pairings )

Request away, children.

You are Wrath!


Which Homunculus Are You?
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YAY! I'm pissed off and really cute!

( More than you care to view )

BWAHAHAHAHA! Commence destruction.
I have embarked on writing the Ed/Envy/Roy smut that was requested of me, and goddamn if it isn't going to end up being my OT3! Hee! It's just so much fun. I'm not sure if I wanna take it and be serious (cause I could), or take it and be humorous (cause I could do that, too), or if I just let this one flow and then worry about the next few, 'cause there will be more. It's just too delightful not to write more.

Stolen from like, five other people who have all done it already, for no real reason:

( The Online Blogging Wishlist Sweepstakes Rules )

Jess's Wishlist-ish type thing, in the order in which I thought of them:

1. Volumes 4-? of Fruits Basket, volume 3-? of Hellsing, 2-?Maximum of Trigun. Really, any manga, bought or scanlated.

2. A papa-san

3. CDs, bought or burnt. (Especially want Billy Joel's Greatest Hits I & II and River of Dreams, Talking Heads' Little Creatures, Meatloaf's Bat Out of Hell, Tom Petty's WildFlowers and Greatest Hits, and any Goo Goo Dolls albums, and more Japanese or French stuff...but I'm not overly picky.)

4. An adjustable, multi-setting'ed electric razor so I can keep the back of my head at 7/8ths of an inch.

5. A new comforter and set of jersey sheets (double-size).

6. Books on Japanese, French, Latin, or Biblical Greek.

7. Saint Augustine's books other than The Confessions

8. A nice, new, large powder-coated rat cage (Found at Martinscages.com: http://www.martinscages.com/images/full/r-690.jpg), and/or a jumbo tail-safe Wodent Wheel (http://www.martinscages.com/images/full/WW-12.jpg).

9. Any burned or bought anime except Scrapped Princess, FMP!, and Hellsing. (Especially want: FMA, Trigun, Saiyuki, the rest of Chrno Crusade (16-22, I believe), Fruits Basket, and Chobits. Will not object to: Inuyasha, Gungrave, Kenshin, Slayers, Fushigi Yuugi, Utena. And I'll take anything else I've said previously that I would like to own, or anything you think that I'd like to own. ^_^)

10. Soymilk-- vanilla flavored!-- or eggnog.

Bonus Round:
11. A new(er) leather shell jacket-- must have at least one inside breast pocket. Preferably black or dark brown.
12. Soft, comfortable bulky sweaters...also, kimonos and such.
13. A paid livejournal.com account.
14. More EnvyxEd smut, dammit.
15. Fight Club on DVD.
16. Burt's Bees stuff-- Cocoanut Foot Creme, Wild Lettuce Facial Toner, lip balm, Avacado Hair Treatment...YUM!

My e-mail: Theomancer@hotmail.com
My new snail-mail:
2617 3rd Ave. S #4
Minneapolis, MN 55404

So, me and Tom are poor. Dirt-ass, rolling pennies for gas money, can't-afford-Ramen poor.

Lemme explain in detail:
Tom just got his (monthly) check from work for a little over 800$.
Faboo, ne? No.
Tom calculated it out before he cashed it, that with this money he could pay all of his bills (and none that are exculsively mine, such as paying off Northland and so on) and there would be 10$ left over for groceries until next month. Ten bucks won't even get you a month's worth of Ramen for two people.
Furthermore, when he deposited the check, he found out that he was so overdrawn that we actually only have about 750$ of that money... leaving us about 60$ in the hole if he pays all his bills.

I ran out of money yesterday-- completely. I have 1.75$ in my checking account. I still haven't gotten my damned check for 75-100$ from the DNC, and I don't know when I'll get paid for my current job with Citizen Action. (And I don't know how long I will even have this job with CA; their quota is 270$, and I need to make this once in my first four days, four times out of my first eight days, and maintain it as an average every week...else I get fired.)

*sigh*

On the up side, I have an interview with Rainbow Foods tomorrow for either a part-time cashier job or else one working in bakery. (I'd rather be in the bakery.) That would be spiffy: a job where, after they decide to hire and train you, you don't have to jump through any more hoops to keep the job.

God, I hate being poor. I don't care if struggles do make you a better, stronger person. I just want to be able to afford sake and ice cream and a new pair of headphones and Catholicism for Dummies and pay the fee to become an ESL tutor. I want to not have to worry about being able to afford to catch the bus to work or books for school.

Tom says that we are going to be taking a "sanity vacation" up to Ashland the last weekend of the month (30th-1st). I expect to go swimming in Lake Superior (peferably naked); sunbathe on beach or on a nice soft strip of grass; hang out with people who watch too much anime, cuss too much, snuggle and give kisses, and who love me; and I expect that someone would like to buy me a drink or two at the Deepwater (please).
Right.

( Silly Shipping Survey I Stole from Sailor Ptah )

Yeah. My job with Citizen Action isn't too bad. We start at 4 and end at 8:30, and I'm only on the phone for three hours or so of that time. (However, with the bus schedules being the way they are, this cushy little four-&-a-half hour job ends up totalling more like seven or eight hours once travel time is included...I didn't get home until 11 last night.) I call people up, give 'em the rap, and they pledge money, and that's it. Most people aren't home, so a good portion of my time is listening to the phone ring and then hanging up, and dialing a new number. Although everything seems pretty quick, it can take up to twenty minutes or so, so once I get someone on the line, it goes pretty fast. Last night I made 205$-- damn near quota on my first night, which everyone was really impressed with. At that rate, I should be able to make quota tonight. And each night of training is 36$ or so.

Right. I should run.

Ah. Back in my own quarters, fed, showered, unpacked and put away. Caught up on most of my internet interests, comics (yay, SailorPtah! You are cool!), etc, and am now seriously considering going to bed just for the pleasure of sleeping in my own blankets.

Break did weird things to my mind. I walked in the door of my own room and was so overwhelmed by...whatever feeling that is that I almost threw up on the floor. Yay.

Muscles I knew I had only in theory are aching, thanks to Kris and her damned stubborn horse. Wheee! Riding is fun though, even though Perl has definitive ideas about where to go and how fast she wants to go to get there and doesn't appear to mind jouncing the living beJesus out of you in the process.

Sigh. I really have nothing worth saying.

( Thing I stole from reading other people's LJs )

This is really pointless, but...

( Memes )

Here for no real reason, I present:

( Fun Quizzy Type Things )

Damn, I like Aqua more that I think I should.
But it's better than having God-#$&! "Music Hour" stuck in my head again.
Curse Angela and her Porno Graffitti!