From the Desk of Inu-no-Jess:

[lykomancer]

Dear Edward Elric, state alchemist;

I am requesting that you please stop losing/tearing/taking off your shirt, find and adopt a real pair of pants that aren't quite so form-fitting, and hurry up and turn eighteen.
I am tired of being a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention,
Love,
Inu-no-Jess-chan, Hentai no Renkinjutsushi

P.S. The ponytail is sexier than the braid. You know, just for the record. >.>

Comments

[pyrrhical.livejournal.com]

*cough* And I negate Jess' wish since, hey -- you're sixteen, I'm sixteen, and it's all good.

Though I do agree that the ponytail is sexier than the braid. Stick with that, 'kay?