From the Desk of Inu-no-Jess:

[lykomancer]

Dear Edward Elric, state alchemist;

I am requesting that you please stop losing/tearing/taking off your shirt, find and adopt a real pair of pants that aren't quite so form-fitting, and hurry up and turn eighteen.
I am tired of being a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention,
Love,
Inu-no-Jess-chan, Hentai no Renkinjutsushi

P.S. The ponytail is sexier than the braid. You know, just for the record. >.>

Comments

[yuuo.livejournal.com]

I second that.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU and YOUR TEASING ICONAGE! *drools, molests the dripping half-nekkid Ed* Dammit.

[yuuo.livejournal.com]

I HAVE BEEN DAMNED! :O!!

... eh, I was that a long time ago. XD We can molest the half-nekkid jailbait boy together (and rejoice that he's 18 in the movie) and both be even more damned. <3