From the Desk of Inu-no-Jess:

[lykomancer]

Dear Edward Elric, state alchemist;

I am requesting that you please stop losing/tearing/taking off your shirt, find and adopt a real pair of pants that aren't quite so form-fitting, and hurry up and turn eighteen.
I am tired of being a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention,
Love,
Inu-no-Jess-chan, Hentai no Renkinjutsushi

P.S. The ponytail is sexier than the braid. You know, just for the record. >.>

Comments

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

Dude, I so totally want to c/p this letter into my own journal. We could start a chain-letter thing like that. XD! Can I, can I? *makes The Face*

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Abuse away, darlin'. ^_^
I think we should definately have a chain letter/petition going; that's a flippin' awesome idea.