lykomancer | (no subject)

Davidian soundbites:

[solemnly] "The wisest of kings, King Solomon, had 700 wives and 300 concubines... Ensconce that in the Constitution!"

Annie thanked and praised Prof. Norris for his presentation last week, and he asked her if it wasn't a little rude to do so in front of David, who had just finished his presentation. We glanced at each other and stumbled over one another explaining that:
"Everybody loves David! How could you not? David is so... so... David!"
David blinked, then grinned. "I'm a tautology!" He began prancing in circles. "I'm a dancing tautology!

Prof. Norris, about David's lecture: "I especially liked the 'modest proposal' part." He paused. "You know who wrote the last modest proposal?"
Saetre: "No."
Norris: "Swift."
Me: "Are you saying that we should eat the gay Irish, David?"
Saetre: "No, the conservatives! We should eat the conservatives!"
Me: "Kinda tough and stringy!"
Norris: "Ew, all the preservatives! I'm trying to cut that sort of stuff out of my diet."
Me: "Are they organic?"