Yo! Ohayo-fucking-gozaimasu!
May. 23rd, 2005 09:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lykomancerTo all you people renovating the downstairs apartment:
I am going to take that drill, and I'm gonna shove it so far up your ass that I'm gonna be able to work on your cavities. I know dental work isn't my specialty, but consider it a freebie with the drill-bit enema. Two for the price of one, you might say; a bonus gift given the kindness of my large and generous heart.
XOXOXO
(Hugs and kisses!)
The Anger-Management Case Upstairs.
P.S. The hammer? Oh, yeah, sweetheart. I got a use for that, too-- quite a few actually. Don't test me; you won't like the results.
I am going to take that drill, and I'm gonna shove it so far up your ass that I'm gonna be able to work on your cavities. I know dental work isn't my specialty, but consider it a freebie with the drill-bit enema. Two for the price of one, you might say; a bonus gift given the kindness of my large and generous heart.
XOXOXO
(Hugs and kisses!)
The Anger-Management Case Upstairs.
P.S. The hammer? Oh, yeah, sweetheart. I got a use for that, too-- quite a few actually. Don't test me; you won't like the results.
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Date: 2005-05-23 08:05 am (UTC)That's awfully inconsiderate.......
Date: 2005-05-23 02:50 pm (UTC)hang in there,
Chris