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I haven't mentioned how much I love my ferret.

I fucking love my ferret.

I call him "God". I call him "Kimbley", "Kimbers", "Kimmy", "Kimkim". I call him "Hey, you pain in the ass!" and "You little bastard!"
It all works out. He knows when he's being spoken to. I know he knows, 'cause he dances up to me and bites my toes. >.< Little bastard.
(He also seems to understand the phrase, "Kimmy! Get the cat!" 'cause he acts on it, every time! *laughs*)

He's so damned wonderful and squishy and cute! Squee! Such a handsome boy, especially since I've been giving him a few drops of that oil that Marybeth suggested I get; his coat has gotten really thick and glossy and soft. I think he's actually grown a bit since I got him, too.
He's figured out how to get up on the bed-- no problems there!-- and sometimes crawls up under the sheets and runs around, causing a moving bump under the cotton like a cartoon mole. He rules most of my room, and worse! he knows it. There are few places left sacred.
And he's a Destruct-O-Matic. He gnaws on everything. My sneakers, slippers, backpack, books, stuffed animals, socks, toes, screwdrivers (O_o Yep!)... the list goes on.
He terrorizes the hell out of the cats when I close them in my room for his amusement; he really likes Inu a lot since she plays back, but I've only heard him make the happy burbling noise while Weasel Wardancing toward a horrified Akuma. ^_^ Hee!
He's been with me for what? Almost two weeks now? And he still smells like chocolate to me, like a weird warm, musky organic chocolate coffee drink or something. It's so tasty! Sometimes I pick him up and just sniff him, and he ususally twists around and gives me kisses, either by butting his wet little eraser nose against my cheek or by licking my lips. Awwww... ferret-kisses! I luff it when he kisses me so very very much!
He has not yet bitten me hard enough to make me unhappy, plays nicely, and hasn't even wrecked anything yet, despite his gnawing tendencies. We play tug-o-war with my shirt sleeves and socks. He chases his rattle-balls around. Sometimes, I just up from my computer chair (a red mini folding fuck-bucket style osteo-nightmare), and suddenly pounce on the bed/floor on my hands and feet, mimicking his bouncy come-n-get-me attack dance, and he spazzes out, side-stepping and bobbing his little bullet-shaped head at me, mouth open and threatening. It's so cute!
And then he sleeps. A lot. More than me. I mean, that's what makes him really great in some ways. I wake up, let him out for an hour or two, cage him up, and he passes out. I go to class, come home and let him out for an hour, etc. And I only have to do this a few times a day! The rest of the time, he's dead to the world. Hell, sometimes I actually wake him up so that he can have playtime; I don't wait until he's begging to be released.
And then sometimes-- a lot of the time, actually-- he puts up with me cuddling the hell out of him, just picking him up and squidging him and cooing like a moron while pressing my face against him and huffing in chocolatey Mustelid scent. And that, children, is cute beyong belief.
Yay, ferret!

Date: 2005-05-06 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrrhical.livejournal.com
Yay, ferret! XD! I love ferrets. I mean, I really, really do. Ferrets are adorable. I want to see the ferret. *nods emphatically*

Ferrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Date: 2005-05-06 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myown-artist.livejournal.com
you must be adorable now that youre in love with God. Im in Indianapolis right now, Tennessee by the time you read this, then on to (God help me) Mississippi after that. Then its back to Tennessee, and i have to find some way to get myself home after that.....i havent figured that part out yet.

Date: 2005-05-06 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsukitaichou.livejournal.com
I WANT A PICTURE.

Date: 2005-05-07 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absolut-artemis.livejournal.com
YOu... have a ferret?

*throws Envy at you*

Date: 2005-05-07 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lykomancer.livejournal.com
*molests the Envy and throws it/him in the cage with the ferret*

Get 'im, Kimmy! Tee-hee!

(Yeah, I just got him. Never thought I'd get a ferret. They used to terrify the beJesus out of me for some reason. ^_^)

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