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[lykomancer]

*points out her nifty new icons*

I only had to beat Adobe for about an hour for that. [deadpan] I'm so proud.


So... Angela and I should not be allowed to talk about anything. I swear to God she almost more perverse than me.

Angela: "... and so her alarm clock is possessed by Aion."

Me: "Well, as long as it doesn't start masturbating with a crucifix..."

And that rattled off into a brief discussion of crucifix dildos, which, in turn, led us to.

Angela: "So if people get bachelor and bachelorette parties before they get married, and if a nun is a Bride of Christ, is that (a crucifix dildo) what you get her for her bachelorette party?"

Me: "Well, she would technically still be celibate... or at least having sex with her proper bridegroom!"

Angela: "No, no, that would be if she had sex with the communion bread!"

*laughter*

Me: "Well, it *is* the Body of Christ. Would it give her a yeast infection?"

*more laughter and then Angela told me I needed to post that here*

So I did. I am not responsible for what happens now.

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::glares at the cut line:: ...Why do you bait me, Mistress of Evil, WHY!? ... ::falls over twitching and sobbing from the horribleness of it::

::eyes her alarm clock, mortally terrified:: ... You are so buying the replacement if I end up pitching it against the wall in a flash of paranoia. -_-

On the other side... EEE! Wolfywood! Sweet! I like. XD