Why do people suck so much?

[lykomancer]

loganpayne05: hello?
WindChaser2: Dare desu ka?
loganpayne05: do you speak english
WindChaser2: Tokidoki. Dare?
loganpayne05: koniciwa?
loganpayne05: konichiwa
loganpayne05: do you speak english
WindChaser2: Ano... konban wa. Dare desu ka?
loganpayne05: Eigo-ga hanase masu ka?
WindChaser2: Hai. Boku wa Amerikango ga ii hanasemasu.
(long pause)
WindChaser2: Alright, alright. Who the fuck are you?
loganpayne05: thank god
WindChaser2: Dammit OWEN!!
loganpayne05: owen?
loganpayne05: no i'm logan
WindChaser2: Hmmmm...
loganpayne05: i was trying to get ahold of gundam wing fans
loganpayne05: and 0system had you
WindChaser2: Ah, so ka. Yes, that makes sense-ish.
loganpayne05: first i explain why i did that
loganpayne05: go to avstudios.tk
loganpayne05: ok?
WindChaser2: I'm not finding this... www.avstudios?
loganpayne05: www.avstudios.tk
WindChaser2: Says it can't find it.
loganpayne05: oh
loganpayne05: well thats not important right now
loganpayne05: i'm from Anarchy Videos
loganpayne05: that was our sight
loganpayne05: site
WindChaser2: "Our?"
loganpayne05: oh Anarchy Videos
loganpayne05: anarchy video's site
WindChaser2: Ok, and you want me why?
loganpayne05: because we're working on a very big gundam wing fanfaction and you looked like you could help
loganpayne05: could you
WindChaser2: Possibly. Depends on what the question is?
loganpayne05: I meant would you assist in the production of this fanfiction.
loganpayne05: it might turn out into a feature length film but so far we have the story
WindChaser2: As in writing? Editing? Beta reading? Fact checking? Proof-reading? What aspect?
loganpayne05: if it is film me and my other associates have that
loganpayne05: writing, editing, beta reading fact checking and all that are stuff that we need a fan to help with
loganpayne05: I did a ton of work but I don't want this story to turn out crap
loganpayne05: because i messed it up
loganpayne05: getting the idea now?
WindChaser2: Yes.
WindChaser2: Hold on, I'll be right back.
loganpayne05: ok

(Long pause while I explain this to 0system webmistress/roommate)

WindChaser2: Look, you pop onto my IM with no announcement or introduction, completely out of the blue, with an extremely terrible grasp of the English language-- spelling, grammar, the works-- and are trying to get me-- a full-time graduate school student with my own adult life-- to write your fanfiction for you because you are completely incompetant? Is this the upshot if this "invitation"?
loganpayne05: I thought that would be your reaction


WEllll... if you thought I might react that way, maybe you should have gone about asking me in a better way, huh? Stupid bastards.


We have internet. Like offically now, instead of just ganked free from the neighbors.
And I love Foxfire. It's sweet.

Comments

[elanivalae.livejournal.com]

Woo...that's a good one. It's up there with the conversation I had the other night with a Portuguese guy who didn't speak English and kept trying to hit on me in the third person on Soulseek. xD

[magic-window.livejournal.com]

Fun stuff.

hi

[bioriffic.livejournal.com]

hi, its me... heather. you're my friend now. thanks for the recommendation. read my stuff. miss you!