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At work today, Sean and I came up with the computer generation/geek update of the old "Yo' Mama so fat..." joke.

It starts-- it always starts-- with, "Your mother's like the internet..."

"...she indiscriminately spreads viruses to everyone connected to her."
"...at any given point, somewhere in the world there's a teenage boy beating off to her."
"...if she's unsecured, any Joe Shmoe on the street can ride her for free."
"...she delivers porn on demand."
"...Al Gore claims to have created her."
"...when I have free time, I'm always playing on her."
"...full of false information and kind of slow on the upload."

Etc.

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