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[lykomancer]

Since I am being spammy at the moment...

At work today, Sean and I came up with the computer generation/geek update of the old "Yo' Mama so fat..." joke.

It starts-- it always starts-- with, "Your mother's like the internet..."

"...she indiscriminately spreads viruses to everyone connected to her."
"...at any given point, somewhere in the world there's a teenage boy beating off to her."
"...if she's unsecured, any Joe Shmoe on the street can ride her for free."
"...she delivers porn on demand."
"...Al Gore claims to have created her."
"...when I have free time, I'm always playing on her."
"...full of false information and kind of slow on the upload."

Etc.

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[panksters.livejournal.com]

YEEEEES YOUR MOM JOKES.

[darksideofstorm.livejournal.com]

...

I just re-lived high school. 0__o

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

"...at any given point, somewhere in the world there's a fangirl....."

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. (Are you not going to Otakon? ANSWER ME WOMAN, OR THIS HAMSTER DIES.)

:)

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think so? Have plans been made? Was that the con we were talking about before? I'M CONFUSED.

[bakkhos.livejournal.com]

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Otakon is the one I mentioned before. Way back. AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO including you.

♥

[poftd.livejournal.com]

Aw shiit, I'm gonna have to try some of those out. >D

[kuchenhexe.livejournal.com]

"...full of false information and kind of slow on the upload."

That sounds like foenix's mom. XD