Alright, I'll bite:

[lykomancer]

I've had too good of a day; somebody out there's gotta want to tell me off for something.

IP logging is off, anonymous posting is on. So hit me. Something you always wanted to say to me or ask me but were too afraid/polite to do so? Now is the time to do it.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Awwww, I think you do. If nothing else, you have that air of brutal ingenuity that makes girls like me want to throw themselves at your feet. XP

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

"Brutal ingenuity"?
I'm not sure if I entirely know what you mean, but it does make me feel self-important. ^__^;;

[(Anonymous)]

[belated reply which you may or may not get]

I means I think you'd make a fantastic top, dingbat, at least on your toppy days. Which means I'm soinlust with you.

...

*flees*

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

Man, have you got me pegged wrong! But I understand where that comes from; I've gotten that quite a bit.
Lust after me all y'want, but watch yerself; my girlfriend (? *shrugs* good enough for gov'nment work...) is a very posessive creature.

[(Anonymous)]

Heh, I seem to recall you saying you're about one third top. But I have a horrible memory, so I could be so very wrong.

As well she should be!