Ah...
Ed, upon overhearing me talking about my capstone, decided to be generous and wandered over to say:
"If you need any help with your writing, you can always talk to me."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tears away*
Heh-heh... heh, heh...
BWAHAHAHAHA!
No fucking way in hell.