Inspiration STRIKES!

[lykomancer]

Oh, my ever-ficking Lord, I suddenly have the most terrible wonderful fucked-up! idea for a piece of porntastic FMA fiction EVER.
I WAS going to wander over to fma_eastside and start making irrational, wild demands while waving a riding crop and cd of hide threateningly until someone finally caved and gave me my ever-loving fix, but... No. *shakes head, grinning*
No, no, no.
I'll write something myself. And God, will it be evil. Really evil. I can't believe I thought of th-- wait. Yes, I can. ^_^

sky_dark, if I can write this, be prepared to be squicked out of your mind. It'll be bad. And I'm the one saying this.

*giggles, skipping off*

[EDIT: *amused*

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*makes with the grabby-hands, flailing* WAAAANNNNT... Damn you, God, I put in my order days ago! What's up with the slow-ass delivery time?]

Comments

have fun writing.......

[dracschick.livejournal.com]

yep, writing is always fun for me:)

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

0_0

omfg, please, mercy squick-queen *gets on knees*

[pyrrhical.livejournal.com]

. . . if you say it'll be bad, I may as well prepare. *goes off to read porn educational materials . . . *

[yuuo.livejournal.com]

Oooooh... squicky and pr0n. Will it be squicky in a mindfucky way or squicky in a "OMGWTFISWRONGWITHYOU?!?!" way? X3 Either way, I eagerly await.

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Both. High on both scales, in fact. And it already needs a sequel even though I haven't even managed a full paragraph yet-- ah, the problems of learning the the right pace and tone to write a character you haven't even attempted before! It's making me tweak a bit and go, "Dude. No, dude. This ain't right..." But I have to try it. It's too terrible not to...

[yuuo.livejournal.com]

... may I ask what character you're writing for, or do I have to suffer and wait for you to get done? X3

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

*giggles horribly* Your icon-- our icon, actually, since I have that one too, and adore it *licks*-- gets you two-thirds of the way there, but obviously, I've written that pair many, many times. As for the other third... *ponders* It's really more fun to surprise people, but what the hell; I'll give you all the info you need to figure it out.
It's post-series, so... yeah. ^_^ Take a guess.
I got the voice right thus far, though. It's a lot closer to my normal descriptive story-telling, philosophical tone, so... It's just a bit slower than, say, writing from Envy's angle, and I'm impatient.

[yuuo.livejournal.com]

That icon is AWESOME, hotdamnit, and Zanne's an awesome person for making it (and oh you shoulda heard the insane little giggle she had the entire time she was working on it XD). I want to make one similar to it, but I haven't gotten off my lazy ass to make the screencap I'd need for it yet.

Hm... post-seri- .................... omg. ......... omg. ... You wicked, wicked person. ... X3 I love you, write faster and gimme. ::makes grabby hands:: I have had such a thing for the mind-fucky lately. X3

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Zanne wins my undying love for making said icon, yes. ^_^ I'd have been giggling too, I can't say that I blame her.

I am a wicked, wicked person. *griiiiins* And I make sure I bloody well share my wicked, too. I'll write as fast as I can, but I think this ones going to be one of those ten-page fics of DOOM, so... yeah. *giggles* I'll make it worth the wait.

[yuuo.livejournal.com]

Oh, and you've written Envy/Ed before? GIMME LINKS. ::grabby hands!::

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=lykomancer&keyword=My+Own+Stuff&filter=all

Rape and pillage, darlin'. Most of it's labeled, so it's easy to sort through what you want.

[yuuo.livejournal.com]

*_* omgyay. ::hoards:: Thank you! ^_^

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

Curse you. I want Hoho-papa, too.

Doubly curse you for not putting your idea on the comm. SELFISH IDEA-HOARDING WHORE! :O

Except not really. So long as you post it somewhere I can see it when you're done. ^_^

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

Dude. How could you not want him? *licks* Damn, I tell you. Just plain straight up damn.
If I ever get one, I plan on breeding it-- NO! Not to me! Christ...-- and then I can have real fun, yes.

Yes, I am a idea-hoarding whore. *nodnod* Mostly, I just figured that I was the one most likely to take this trio and write the longest, most serious things with them, and I love being first at writing any level of fuckup-ery, so...

Well, duh!

[devils-devotion.livejournal.com]

Dude, I so totally know that feeling. Hence my latest bout of fuckuppery. *yawn* I was just laughing at how you suddenly changed your mind about it.