'Cause I can, dammit.

[lykomancer]

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So, Jen and I decided that we either need a webcam or we need to draw a comic about our apartment. Or both.
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Quotes--

Jen: What was I doing?
Jess: I dunno, but you are wandering around with a mango and the phone, occasionally picking up your camera and taking pictures of me.

Jess: CHOPSTICK SEPPUKU!

Jess: Akuma won't submit to being my living article of clothing.

Jess, in reference to a cucumber: I'm gonna put it back. If I can't plug it in, I don't wanna play with it.

Wendy: What are you two doing?
Jess: I AM POSSESSED BY SATAN! WOOOOOOO!

Wendy: Why is there a tortilla on the floor?
Jess: Oh, it fell out of my shirt.
Wendy: ...why was it in your shirt?
Jen: The rat put it there.

Wendy: Mmmm... Allow me to pee.
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...I'm weirder than 96% of the population, according to this quiz. I can't say that it's an accurate judge of weird; they didn't even ask me about the mating habits of domestic rats, the genderblending appeal of visual kei, why all Roman Catholic priests need to be molested, or the best ways to salvage roadkill...
*sigh*
I suppose not everyone can keep up.

*is off to find a purity quiz*
EDIT: I'm only 25.4% pure ON AVERAGE (out of three quizzes)... Wow, I didn't think I was that dirty.