yutz alert
Apr. 4th, 2009 04:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lykomancerHow many times a day must my forehead need to meet the palm of my hand violently? They're well-acquainted already.
Current source of rage: Do a Pig a Favor! Ban Vegetarianism Now!
According to this raging misogynistic, anthropocentric, egomaniacal fuckwad, "vegetarianism is an eating disorder" and "a cry for help."
"A sadly transparent attempt to exercise control over your body, which you feel the need to do for psychological reasons of which you are probably unaware. It's why so many vegetarians have tattoos and exotic piercings (you know it's true). It's why anarchists, squatters, G20 protesters and art students are usually vegetarians. Frustrated that they cannot, and never will, control the world, or anything else of any significance, they starve themselves and carve holes in their bodies.
"It's why vegetarians are mostly girls. Because vegetarianism is a way of controlling one's food intake without drawing attention to one's vanity.
"It's the same with all these bogus wheat allergies and dairy intolerances - codswallop the lot of them."
*face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm*
ARGGGHHH. NO, YOU FUCKING IMBECILE. GO GARGLE WITH SOME ACID, WOULD YOU.
"Meat tastes good. It carries vitamins and minerals with a unique efficiency that is critical to the maintenance of a healthy life. And it gives pigs, quite literally, a reason to live." [emphasis mine]
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...................there are just...no words.
*face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm*
Current source of rage: Do a Pig a Favor! Ban Vegetarianism Now!
According to this raging misogynistic, anthropocentric, egomaniacal fuckwad, "vegetarianism is an eating disorder" and "a cry for help."
"A sadly transparent attempt to exercise control over your body, which you feel the need to do for psychological reasons of which you are probably unaware. It's why so many vegetarians have tattoos and exotic piercings (you know it's true). It's why anarchists, squatters, G20 protesters and art students are usually vegetarians. Frustrated that they cannot, and never will, control the world, or anything else of any significance, they starve themselves and carve holes in their bodies.
"It's why vegetarians are mostly girls. Because vegetarianism is a way of controlling one's food intake without drawing attention to one's vanity.
"It's the same with all these bogus wheat allergies and dairy intolerances - codswallop the lot of them."
*face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm*
ARGGGHHH. NO, YOU FUCKING IMBECILE. GO GARGLE WITH SOME ACID, WOULD YOU.
"Meat tastes good. It carries vitamins and minerals with a unique efficiency that is critical to the maintenance of a healthy life. And it gives pigs, quite literally, a reason to live." [emphasis mine]
...
...................there are just...no words.
*face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm**face -> palm*
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Date: 2009-04-05 01:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-05 04:23 am (UTC)A punch in the face might not stop this behavior from him, but it would feel so, so good.
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Date: 2009-04-05 02:18 pm (UTC)TELL THAT TO MY PAINED STOMACH WHEN I GET CRAMPS FROM DAIRY THINGS.
Anyone who knows me knows that I love dairy things. I love chocolate milk and milkshakes and ice cream and cheese. But it sucks when I have to stop and think 'ok is this going to give me cramps and things later?' And then a few minutes to a couple hours later, when I'm curled around the porcelin god, I'm sure it's... 'all in my head.'
yes. It all makes sense now!
Perhaps my allergic reaction to strawberries is in my head and it's okay to eat them too!
*pats* you always find the most interesting reads.
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Date: 2009-04-06 12:19 am (UTC)but I find this terribly funny. I mean, really! I can't take it seriously enough to be pissed off.