Me, to coworker: "Come here so I can hit you!"
Coworker: "NO! I don't want you hitting me! You're strong enough to crack walnuts with your bare hands!"
Me: "I can crack walnuts with MY VAGINA! NOW COME HERE!"
Coworker: "NO! I don't want you hitting me! You're strong enough to crack walnuts with your bare hands!"
Me: "I can crack walnuts with MY VAGINA! NOW COME HERE!"