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[lykomancer]

Bedpost Beta: track your sex life today!

...mine is going to be so much less interesting now that I'm monogamous in a long-distance relationship. :/

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[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

I swing the other way, actually. The years I've been in a relationship have always been sexually boring for me. My boyfriend's taste in sex is...Victorian, pretty much, whereas I've got the makings of a porn star.

[lyarrah.livejournal.com]

:D Oh, mine started out that way, actually. Mine used to be a very old fashioned kind of guy, but I tore that to pieces in about 3 years. I find guys are fairly easy to convince to be pervs - much easier than girls, at least. But maybe I just got lucky :/

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

I've already dating this guy about three or four years. Nothing (in bed) has really changed. *shrugs* I'll work on wearing him down, but it's going to be a glacial process.

[lyarrah.livejournal.com]

:( I'm sorry.
Is he at least awesome the rest of the time?

(Go buy yourself some new toys to make up for things?)

[lykomancer.livejournal.com]

He is awesome the rest of the time.


(If I could afford that $120 vibrator (http://www.smittenkittenonline.com/vibrators/rechargeable/nea.html), I'd be on that like white on rice.

[lyarrah.livejournal.com]

:) Fortunately, that's what really matters. You've got a lifetime to help him realize that in addition to vanilla, there's rocky road, chocolate, and Neapolitan, if you get my drift.

Here's an $80 version (http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/nea) of the same thing.

I find this thing (http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/g-spot-vibrators/rock-chick-massager-kit) is just amazing, even long after the vibrator stopped working. Protip: straddle the edge of the bathtub or something around the same size with it.

And is it just me or is this one (http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/clitoral-stimulators/the-lick) just plain creepy?