I fucking hate cell phones

People.
People, people, people.

PLEASE PUT DOWN THE CELL PHONES.

NOT KIDDING. PUT 'EM DOWN. CELL PHONES ARE THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST.

God, I hate those bastardly things! Everyone's on them all the fucking time! Does anyone pay attention to the people they're actually with anymore? Or to their surroundings?

NO! 'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL ON THEIR FUCKING CELL PHONES!

I don't think I'm asking for too much here:
- Don't talk on your cell phone on a bus or train where everyone has to listen to you.
- Don't talk on your cell phone when you are in a place of business whilst simultaneously trying to receive service from said business. (One conversation at a time, jackass.)
- Don't talk on your cell phone and drive. YES, it DOES affect your driving. Maybe you don't think so, but everyone else on the road does.
- Don't call a friend to chat when you are out with other friends. Spend time with the people who are making time for you!

HATE CELL PHONES. HATE THEM. GAH.