Ok.

In my typical way, I've turned myself completely around in 12 hours or so.

Does anyone reading this have experience composing resumes?
Can anyone help me? Give me some tips and pointers?
I'm willing to pay for reasonable assistance. I'm not trying to get something for nothing; anyone who's willing to give me a friendly hand will be compensated (in cash, books, gift cards, fic, whatever).

Does anyone anyone want to assist me in composing cover letters and inquiries?
I fucking HATE writing intro and cover letters.
Again, same deal.

I just need some guidance and encouragement. A new set of eyes. Someone who holds me acocuntable. A mentor, in a way. I'm willing to pay for it.
But I know that I'm a slacker. I need someone to help get me rolling.