Happy goodness?
May. 14th, 2004 01:27 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Went to the movies for the second time this year to see Van Helsing.
1) CHEESY MOVIE GOODNESS/BADNESS! It was like a parody of a cliche of a cliche. It was atrocious, and if it was done on purpose, it was done very well. If it was meant to be serious... well, see the beginning of the previous line.
2) The Vatican's secret order ('cause we all know there is one) is the home of hot, sexy men and bizarre futuristic technology. The Vatican brings us such lovely things as Alexander Anderson and Hugh Jackman. Now there's some crossover slash! >;D
3) Hugh faded (for most of the movie) in the glory that was hot! vampire dude. I dunno, man, I just have a thing for older men with long, thick, glossy, girly dark hair. And the earrings. And the hair! Damn. You can say it's disgusting and weird... I'm ok with that.
But I'd also take werewolf! Jackman. That was one sex-say beastie. It's not technically zoophilia... is it? *purrs*
Damn it's late. I'll have to put off my search for Gackt porn until tomorrow after class. *sigh* Life is so cruel...
1) CHEESY MOVIE GOODNESS/BADNESS! It was like a parody of a cliche of a cliche. It was atrocious, and if it was done on purpose, it was done very well. If it was meant to be serious... well, see the beginning of the previous line.
2) The Vatican's secret order ('cause we all know there is one) is the home of hot, sexy men and bizarre futuristic technology. The Vatican brings us such lovely things as Alexander Anderson and Hugh Jackman. Now there's some crossover slash! >;D
3) Hugh faded (for most of the movie) in the glory that was hot! vampire dude. I dunno, man, I just have a thing for older men with long, thick, glossy, girly dark hair. And the earrings. And the hair! Damn. You can say it's disgusting and weird... I'm ok with that.
But I'd also take werewolf! Jackman. That was one sex-say beastie. It's not technically zoophilia... is it? *purrs*
Damn it's late. I'll have to put off my search for Gackt porn until tomorrow after class. *sigh* Life is so cruel...
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Date: 2004-05-14 09:03 am (UTC)