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I'm gonna start collecting.
I figure, no one wants to seriously have a relationship with me; I can at least have an online harem fun.
SO!
Anyone who wants can be my girl/boy/whateverfriend. (And I'll make you banners or something, if you want. LOL! ^_^)
There are no joiners fees, no obligations, no requirements, no pressure. It doesn't "mean" anything in the serious sense of meaning something; it just something for the fun and silliness of it.
If you don't like that option, you can label your own relationship to me. Wanna be my personal superhero, muse, god, bitch? Go for it. I don't care.

Date: 2005-04-21 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dreadnot.livejournal.com
Sure, I haven't had a girlfriend in a few years and you seem saner than the last one. ^.^

Date: 2005-04-21 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsukitaichou.livejournal.com
OMG I WANT TO BE YOUR BITCH. YES I DO.

I can be Ed to your Envy! YOU KNOW IT!

Date: 2005-04-22 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absolut-artemis.livejournal.com
If you're happy and you know it, smack my ass! XDXD

Date: 2005-04-22 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ozen.livejournal.com
I'll be your whateverfriend.

I'll have a serious relationship with you, if you want.

...If you can handle me.

Date: 2005-04-22 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lykomancer.livejournal.com
Coolies!
I think it's fair to say that I'm relatively sane the majority of the time.
*noddles*

Whoo-hoo!
*does the happy dance*

Date: 2005-04-22 09:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lykomancer.livejournal.com
Only if I can abuse you and taunt you and call you short.

OK! *grins*

Date: 2005-04-22 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lykomancer.livejournal.com
WHOO-HOO~!

*whips out the handcuffs, the whipped cream, and the jumper cables*
Time to play!

Date: 2005-04-22 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lykomancer.livejournal.com
Tee-hee! I'm just playin', m'dear; we'll see about the rest. I just go rubbed the wrong way since I realized I am now the singlest member of my household.

Date: 2005-04-23 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsukitaichou.livejournal.com
Oh you know you so can.

DO I GET A leash BANNER!?

Date: 2005-04-23 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lykomancer.livejournal.com
You're job isn't to question me, bitch! You'll get a banner if I choose to give you one!

...Yesh. Give me a little while, though.

Date: 2005-04-23 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tsukitaichou.livejournal.com
O_O
*glares*
One of these days, I'm *so* going to get you for this abuse, you bastard...

And YAY! No hurry. XD

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