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Jun. 18th, 2013 09:04 amI feel a rather inappropriate amount of attraction to my 20 year old, not-single coworker.
Don't get me wrong. I like Trent. He's ridiculously funny, intelligent, self-deprecating, topically aware and into obscure cultural stuff like cult films. He's a great guy. We're friends.
But I'm not talking about a crush. I'm talking about lust. I'd bang that kid like a screendoor in a hurricane if given half a chance. OM NOM NOM MOTHERFUCKER.
Don't get me wrong. I like Trent. He's ridiculously funny, intelligent, self-deprecating, topically aware and into obscure cultural stuff like cult films. He's a great guy. We're friends.
But I'm not talking about a crush. I'm talking about lust. I'd bang that kid like a screendoor in a hurricane if given half a chance. OM NOM NOM MOTHERFUCKER.