ROFFLE

Wendy, from her room: Hey. What's a "yurt"?
Me, without hesitation: Isn't it like, a type of Mongolian dwelling?
Wendy: ...

........I hate you so bad. HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU KNOW THAT?!!?!?!
Me: *laughing so hard I'm choking on phlegm*
Wendy: HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU KNOW THAT?!! WHAT THE HELL!!! Jesus Christ! WHERE DID YOU EVEN HEAR THAT WORD BEFORE?! HUH!? HUH?!


Apparently, there are Jeopardy try-outs this evening at the Sears court in MOA. I'm trying to decide if I want to go. I'm still pretty sick, but it could be a lot of fun, and if I got on Jeopardy, I could make shit-tons of money.