I can insult people in Koine Greek! Go me!

Lessee if this coding works. (If it doesn't, this is going to look strange.)
...ok, it works if I lj cut it, so it's cut to look better.

( The Greeks don't want no freaks )

Heh! ^_^ I'm so cool.

I'm tutoring someone's daughter starting at the end of this month for 13$ per hour.
I love all of my housemates (but wish they'd clean up more of their stuff that's lying around the house.)
Wendy's never had a real birthday party, so I want to throw one at the end of the month. Anyone who can send cards or randomly show up to wish her a happy 24th is encouraged to do so.
Teresa-san is entirely too hot for me to function properly around.
And life is good.

Teresa-san is like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster...

...I feel like my brains have been smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick whenever I'm around her.

I am not stupid. I am a highly intelligent, socially competent, attractive woman. I have interesting things to say, I listen well to other people, and I am good friend and I am a worthwhile person to spend time with. I am talented in many fields, and I am always eager to learn more.

...However, whenever I see her, I start shaking and any coherent thought I might have even attempted to have is gone. I feel stupid-- poleaxed. If I look even a third as idiotic as I feel, she's gotta think I have the IQ of a mailbox. The sound of my brain falling out of my head and going splat on the floor is almost audible.
Dude, this ain't right.

And oh my God she's so sexy in that long black coat, her hair dyed a strange shade of deep red... the makeup and the nosering and oh Christ I can't focus on anything except how stupid I have to look to her as I sit there trembling, cowed by the brilliance of her smile.

So.
I think I am going to email her again. I am much, much more competent in writing than in speech, and so...
*sighs and girds her metaphysical loins*
It's worth a shot, right?