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Here's some professor quotes (mostly Paul Shue) 'cause you've earned it:

Paul Shue--->

"I wanna turn to the Irrationalist Revolt, 'cause irrationalism's fun!"

"Communism's been tried a few places with disasterous results... North Korea... WOO! There's a success!"

"Of course, if you're going to invade someplace, don't forget your machine gun."

"Quick! You gotta start shooting French people or Russia'll crush us!"

"War is so much more uplifting backward."

Intruduction to Freud: "...or as I like to call him, 'Mr. Joy!'"

On the proletariat: "They have a very real sense that every one else is getting screwed over too."

"Purgatory is a ski resort in Montana... uh, no."

"They [the Spanish] discover Florida... they think it's another island, they don't know that it's Vacationland."


Michelle Small--->

Upon being asked about a linguistic theory: "Go home and Google it..." She pauses, then claps her hands and bounces in place. "GOOGLE it, you guys! GOOGLE it! See how wonderful your language is! See the flexibility! You can't Google something in French!"

David Saetre--->

"The Protestants used to believe that Catholics were going to Hell... 'cause they believe in the Pope... and the Pope is the Antichrist..." He tips his head down and shakes it slightly, smiling mischieviously. "...everybody knows that."