Because she was asked oh-so nicely, here is a nice compilation of some of Lyko's favorite pieces of Envy/Ed fanfiction, dug out of her memories and organized neatly for others to plunder through.
By: absolut_artemisEaster Treats (AKA: Better 'n' Sex)
-- humor; Edward gets a visit from the "Easter Bunny," who has some special holiday treats in mind for the alchemist.Mundane
-- drama, angst, smut, alternate ending; goddamn it, this is how you do "fluffy" Envy/Ed RIGHT.Dark Humor
-- angst, drama, humor, MPREG.( There really aren't enough words for this at all. Really. )
By: chauniCuriousity Killed the Cat
-- humor; Envy tries something he hasn't done in a long, long time...Losing the Golden Reins
-- angst, smut, touch o' Ed+Al to keep things lively; ...I think if I say anything on this one, I might spoil it.Exploitation
& Abuse of Power
-- drama, angst, smut, hints of Ed+Al; Envy wants something, and to further his own ends, he..."helps"...the Elrics. But at what cost?
Between Pluto and God1
-- drama, angst, smut, consensual, implied Ed+Al, post-series( Why, yes, it IS possible to have consensual Envy/Ed )
By: gelfling8604Drink It Up
-- humor, lots of Fury; the military boys are having a bad day and so Havoc suggests they go out drinking. Envy shows up at the bar and all hell breaks loose. Monologue
-- angst; Envy, in a private moment, dealing with his anger issues.Two Out of Three
-- angst, smut, hints of Ed+Al, post-series; Envy keeps an eye on Ed by maintaining the shape of someone close to him.Red Tartan
-- humor, post-series, crossdressing!manipulative!Envy; Ed gets mobbed at the university by a visiting all-girls school, and one of them in particular wants something from Short, Blond, and Volatile.
Misc. authors:The SUPERVIRTUES!!!11!one1!
-- humor, crack; Ed meets the Virtues. Envy
-- dark, violent; Envy and Ed duke it out, but really, the Sin is just toying with the boy...Letting Him Live
-- manga-verse, ch 13-13: Envy, meet Ed; Envy, beat
Ed, Envy; be slightly aroused by beating Ed. Actually set within a canon timeframe!Cupid
-- Set primarily in the events of episode 50; EoS spoilers, of course. Weird, violent, possessive almost-fluff.Me Fausto Philos
-- "This story is a thematical retelling of Goethe's Faust, for which a mortal man sells his soul to Mephistopheles, the devil, in order to gain infinite wealth and wisdom." Simply beautiful.
For a bonus round:wired_lizard
wrote me some OTP for the oneliner/drabble meme that's going around. My suggested concept?( Warm and Fuzzy )
asked for some from me and this is what I came up with:( A thousand words )
I have a few other pieces saved in my memories, but really, considering how long this took me, I stopped with what I consider the cream of the crop.
*looks over list, cries*
There really isn't enough really good Envy/Ed stuff out there...